Bechara Bhola Bhala Bandar

Ek Bandar Ped Par Betha Tha
Aur Niche Ek Couple Sex Kar Raha Tha
Bandar Ne Unko Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Kar Sochne Laga
Bandar: “Kya Mast Kela Hai, Ladki Ke Itna Khane Pe Bhi Khatam Nahi Ho Raha“

Sharab Bahut Buri Cheez Hai

Santa Ka Beta Pappu Daru Pee Raha Tha
Achanak Santa Ne Usko Peete Dekh liya Aur Gusse Se Bola
Santa: “Ruk Bhonsdi Ke, Aaj To Mein Teri Maa Chod Dunga”
Pappu Nashe Mein: “To Aur Roj Kya Mohalle Wale Chodte Hain“

Kya Security System Hai

Santa Ka USA Ka Visa Laga Aur Socha Ki Chalo USA Ghum Ke Aaye
USA Pahunch Gaya Aur Socha Ki, Aaj Shopping Mall Mein Chalta Hun Aur Goriyo Ko Dekhta Hun
Ab Hai To Hamara Santa Tharki Hi, Usne Samne Jaati Ek Gori Ko Dekha Aur Uske Piche Lag Gaya
Thodi Si Aage Jake Bheed Thi Usne Jake Chupke Se Gori Ki Gaand Mein Ungli De Di
Esa Karte Hi Achanak Gori Ko Paad (Fart) Aa Gaya Aur Santa Ki Ungli Bahar Aa Gayi
Ye Dekh Ke Vo Hairan Hua Aur Bola
Santa: “Wah Re America, Yaha To Bundo (Gaand) Mein Bhi Security System Lage Hue Hai“

Hybrid Kheti Ka Naya Farmula

Hamara Ek Dost Tha Mausam, Bada Hi Majakiya Kism Ka Thha.
Gaanv Mein Uska Khet Thha Aur Uske Khet Mein Tmatar Bade Hi Laal Hua Karte Thhe
Ek Din Uski Padosan Ne Us Se Vajah Puch Li To Usne Bataya
Mausam: “Babhi Ji, Main Roj Subha Pura Nanga Hokar Khait Mein Paani Dalta Hun, Isliye Vo Sharam Se Laal Ho Jaate Hai”
Aurat Khush Hui Aur Usko Idea Pasand Aya Aur Agle Din Usne Apne Khet Mein Nangi Ho Ke Paani Diya
Kuch Der Bad Mausam Ne Dekha Vo Side Mein Udas Khadi Thhi Mausam Ne Puch Liya
Mausam: “Babhi Ji Kya Hua Udaas Kyu Ho?”
Aurat: “Kya Batau Ji, Mene Bhi Nangi Hoke Pani Diya, Tamatar To Laal Nahi Hue Par Kheere Jarur Lambe Ho Gaye“

Bandar Bhi Tharki Ho Gaye

Ek Bar Bandar Ne Ek Lady Ki Taar Pe Sukhti Bra Churayi Aur Ped Pe Beth Gaya
Aurat Chillayi: “Niche Daal Be Jaldi Se Niche Daal”
Bandar Hasa Aur Bola: “Besharam Sabar Kar, Shuruat Bra Se Hi Hoti Hai“

iPill Khane Ke Baad Bhi Bachha Ho Gaya

Santa Ko Uske Ek Dost Ne Bataya Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad 72 Gante Ke Ander Ipill Kha Li Jaye To Bachha Nahi Hota.
Santa Ne Yahi Tarika Apnaya Aur Uski Biwi Pregnant Ho Gayi.
Santa Rota Hua Apne Dsot Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola
Santa: “Sale Kutte Kameene Mujhe Marva Diya, Tune To Kaha Tha Ki Bachha Nahi Hoga”
Dost Hairan Hua: “Yaar Impossible Hai, Esa Nahi Ho Sakta”
Santa: “Abe Ho Gaya Na, Tune To 72 Gante Kaha Thha, Mene To Sax Ke 3 Gante Ke Baad Hi Ipill Kha Li Thhi, Fir Bhi Pata Nahi Kaisi Ho Gaya“

Sale Sab Tharki Hai

Ek Bada Hi Pareshan Aadmi Doctor Ke Paa Gaya Aur Bola
Aadmi: “Dr Saab, Meri Biwi Har Raat Toms Bar Pe Jaati Hai, Aur Jo Bhi Usko Kahta Hai Mere Saath So Uske Saath So Jati Hai”
Doctor: “Shant Ho Jao & Take A Deep Breath Aur Mujhe Batao Ye Toms Bar Hai Kidhar?“